In The End It Doesn't Really Matter

Ask me anything   Submit   17 year old girl that goes by the name of Teresa. If you ever need someone to talk to, about anything at all, i am ALWAYS here for you.


I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

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Ethiopian opal geode

That’s an egg.

That’s a creme egg

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I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering


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call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

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i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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